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1. Q: What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
A: Hey, give me my quarter back!
2. Q: Which player is the easiest target to hit with the football?
A: The wide receiver.
3. Q: Why do coaches like punters?
A: Because punters always put their best foot forward.
4. Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball.
5. Why was it hot after the football game?
A: Because all the fans were gone.
6. Q: What tea do footballer players drink?
7. Q: Where do football players dance?
A. At the foot ball.
8. Q: What do football players eat their soup out of?
A: Super bowls.
9. Q: What did the football say to the kicker?
A: I get a kick out of you.
10. By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over.
"Why are you so late?" his friend asked.
"I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the game."
"How long could that have taken you?"
"Well, I had to toss it 14 times…"
|Jennifer Mathes, Ph.D.|